She Bought A Package Of Sliced Cheese, But Was Completely Baffled When She Noticed The Shape
“So I open up a package of cheese, brand new, right?”
“So I open up a package of cheese, brand new, right?”
“If a robot actually shows up at my door with a fork, I’m gonna be kind of freaked out.”
“May your pillow be cool on both sides for the rest of your life.”
Apparently it’s a perk!
“So right now, our company is, uh, finding another captain to get here.”
“You no longer friends with me. I don’t even know you.”
The data usually skews negative.
Now I need a snack.
The comments were firmly divided into two categories…
“You’re telling me all this time…” he says, his car parked across the street, presumably to regain his composure before being safe to drive again.
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