I am a crossdresser from the Southern UK who likes nothing better than to dress classy! I won't pretend to be some hot babe but rather a cd who is still learning her way with make up etc.

What am I here for? Well I like nothing better than scenes from the movies when a sexy strong woman pies a guy. Originally I would have wanted to be the guy. but now I want to be the empowered woman delivering the just desserts.

I am keen to meet anyone who wants to be messed up, (no funny business) just a chance to be pied/slimed. I don't want to be made messy but rather deliver the goods in a bad bitchy like way. If you want to be on the end of this and can cater for this, I will pie/slime you!!