I’m old, I’m fat, I’m lazy. I don’t want to have to put my foot up on my knee twice as often.
Sock > shoe > sock > shoe
Q: If you have 2 shoes and 1 sock, what do you need?
A: A sock.
😖🥊
Money.
Perhaps, or maybe someone needs to find an alternative type of wankerchief.
I do at gym
Depends on the environment. When camping, in a tent without a floor, putting on each shoe right after the sock allows parking the shoed foot on the dirt while putting on the next sock and shoe.
But putting on both socks and then putting on both shoes is the default.Camping is almost always a sock shoe, sock shoe. That way you keep your feet clean and your shoes out of the tent
When getting dressed at the local public pool I usually do this only because the floor is usually soaking wet.
OK this I allow
If you’re wearing shoes inside the house you’re all kinds of fucked already anyway.
My shoes are by my front door so both socks first makes sense; there’s no reason to carry. But not wear, my socks to the entryway
Its funny how the comment is obviusly wrong and you guys think its serious
Shoe, sock, shoe, sock.
When you need to do housework but don’t want to ruin the carpet.
I’m more of a sock, shoe, underwear, pant, sock, shoe, underwear, pant kinda guy
Moderator i call for the immediate banning of this member!
He shoed be dis-membered
I request they be put into a rocket and shot into the sun.
Or…like, never given socks again. This is clearly abuse.
You motivated me to finally use the tagging feature. Thanks Shoe Sock
There are no words to describe how much I hate this.
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Sock-shoe-Sock-shoe-pants.
Sock-shoe-pant, sock-shoe-pant
This one right here officer, lock em up!
No underwear, nice!
I’d actually be interested in seeing socks-pants vs pants-socks
I know this is a joke but I still do this when wearing a suit with creased pants. Let’s you do up your laces and if you’re tucking the shirt you need to undo the trousers anyway. Keeps them looking crisp, at least when it’s an event you change into the suit right before.
For me it depends, but I typically do both socks first
People who don’t wear shoes indoors and keep their floors clean generally put their socks on in their bedroom after they got out of bed and their shoes on in the entryway when they’re about to go outside.
You know, people who don’t live like animals.
Y’all wear socks in the house?!
I rarely take my socks off when I take off my shoes (unless they’re wet). Not out of principal or anything, out of laziness. Later I might decide I don’t feel like wearing socks any more and then take them off.
But I don’t put socks on in the first place, unless I’m about to go put on shoes. If I’m not wearing socks and my feet are cold I’ll get my slippers.
Yes, because I have hardwood and tile floors. Shit’s cold in the winter.
How do you keep from sliding around in socks?
That’s what house slippers, thick socks and some good rugs are for. Even if somehow you have a special pair of shoes that you only wear inside and never outside for the obvious hygiene reasons, they are probably bad for your feet compared to walking barefoot.
That’s what house slippers, thick socks and some good rugs are for.
You can accomplish the same thing with just normal socks though. Slippers-without-socks is a sweaty stinky nightmare and with socks is just a hat on a hat, thick socks have the same sweat problem unless your springing for merino wool which is expensive (especially for something as transitory and utilitarian as socks), and good rugs are really fucking expensive and only make sense in certain parts of the house.
Also, sliding around pretending to ice skate.
In the winter its unthinkable not to but in the summer it’s unthinkable to wear socks. Why did my ancestors choose to settle down in Ontario where the weather is one extreme or the other
I love the extremes because you never get one extreme for too long. Just when the dark cold of winter starts to seep into your soul, spring rolls around, then when the storms and rain start to get too much the hot hot summer hits, then the mornings become crisp and the leafs turn every color of the rainbow for the warm seasons’ last hurrah before it dives into a winter wonderland again
I guess it depends how sweaty your feet can get.
compression socks on right after i get up ◡̈
Do you not?
Nope, never
When you live in a very small, uncarpeted apartment, the line between the entryway and the rest of the dwelling becomes fuzzy and permeable.
You do you. You don’t need to pass such harsh judgment on other people for what they do.
Ya freak.
IDK who downvoted you but they missed the obvious joke. Have my upvote.
Ok, you got my upvote for closing with “ya freak”
This is my Roman Empire. When I find out people live with their shoes in the house I don’t want to visit them again. Your willingness to drag the outside fecal matter on the floors of your supposedly clean house is a huge red flag about you as a person for me.
👉👈 But some of us DO live like animals…
I’m straddling the line between having my normal tech job and embodying the meme of the resume/linkedin that transitioned from Senior Architect at Microsoft to goose farmer.
That plus the AuDHD means I am deep into like 10 different projects at home, half of which involve the critters.
What can I say? Sometimes I’m a dirty boy.
sock>sock>slipper>slipper<slipper<slipper>shoe>shoe
Wet or dirty floors invite to completely dress one foot first.
This response just raises further questions!
Hiking
Even so, I will sock, step on shoe, sock, put on shoe, put on other shoe. I would never, in any imaginable circumstance, have a sock and shoe on one foot while the other is bare. That is just insanity.
I do it because I’m autistic, hate socks and always walk barefoot at home. If I’m putting on socks it’s so disgusting I put one sock on and then the shoe so tight it kinda overpowers the feeling of the sock, and then do the same to the other foot. That way I minimize the time I have to have just socks on
It’s funny the stuff that can set people off, I can’t stand the feel of long pants and short socks. If I’m wearing long pants, my ankles have to be covered by my socks.
I could maybe see if you have high top hiking boots to go sock>insert foot in shoe BUT LEAVE UNTIED>other sock>other shoe (tying in whatever order works). I wouldn’t consider that a full “shoe” though. Like if you put the horseshoe up to the horse foot but didn’t nail it in. It’s not truly on until it’s tied.
This is the way, you can change pants and socks without sitting ^^
For me personally I change outfits several times a week in a public bathroom, so my main goal is simply to avoid letting my socks or any of my other clothing touch the floor.
Corollary to this, I actually complete one foot start to finish before moving on to the next. So at the halfway point I am fully wearing a new sock and shoe on one foot, while the other is still wearing my old sock and shoe
Pool
Changing between regular socks and shoes and the ski variant, in the car
My socks are in my bedroom and my shoes are by the door because I’m not a savage who tracks shit into my home. Am I supposed to just carry socks around while I get my shit together to go out?
I’m barefoot cause house is where no shoes. I wear socks cause I wear shoes, and for no other reason. Why I would put them on before I’m leaving?
You must live in a warm area, have a very well isolated house, or have heating in the floor. If I’d do they here for 70% of the year my feet will be way too cold to be comfortable
Nah, bruv. I live in a cold place. But I’ve got the no socks 'tism
Socks+rugs and carpets make cold floor a non-issue, and it now gets to -40 for a week or so every winter here so I certainly wouldn’t call it a warm place (though most summers it’ll get as high as 90F at 100% humidity)
I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don’t want my socks on those grimey floors.
But at home it’s sock sock shoe shoe
I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don’t want my socks on those grimey floors.
See, that’s an acceptable circumstance for Sock Shoe Sock Shoe.
Yeah I do the same specifically getting in or out of ski boots in a parking lot.