YOU ENTER THE MANSION...
WRITE DOWN YOUR THOUGHTS, OR LEAVE YOUR GREETINGS...
MANSION RAID DONE, VERONICA BEATED
thank you <3 what a big title for me to carry
i do my best to embrace all the weird and wonderful in life
thank you!! we made an epic cake with emmara and did a bunch of cool chill stuff at mansion
thank you~ and right back at you! best bday gift is all the new friends i've got to meet here on lurk this year hehe
thank youu
you came, you game, you were insane (hullu kenkä...se oli teikä~)
now we await the next time
Yeshh we do, and meanwhile I will think about the other rhymes from that video and the Steve fight
this page is so cool omg and there's so much here!!
shhh it's okay, just think about that epic last attempt speedrun none of the other runs happened
thank youu!! i'm still planning to add much much more hehehe pushing this website to the limit
this page is soooo coool
Dude. Simply awesome. What else is there to say. Oh my gawd bruh. YES!!!!!!!!!
EVERY time I come here things get better and more intriguing, I CANNOT withstand so much peak!
thank you <3 (maybe i should turn up the heating at the mansion to make it less cool...hehehe)
IT'S OKAY REMEMBER TO BREATHE!! and thank youuu
i have to keep changing it up for myself or i get bored and explode raaarggh i need to put together more pages, more rooms, more more moreee
I will wait patiently for anything and everything you make .-.
How did you do all of this oh em gee holy shittings wow 🤯🤯
i blame the autism randomly gives me super powers to put cool things together (anyways thank you <3)
NOW, IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER...
click on the map and start exploring the mansion
Hello, again. I am Vepa, the "evil" mastermind pulling all the levers behind the scenes and bringing you this mysterious mansion experience, inspired by old-school survival horror games.
I am a translator, linguist and researcher by trade, but I have always been an artist at heart. I mostly enjoy writing, drawing and graphic design, but I've also dabbled in music, jewelry making and photography, to name a few other crafts. Above all, I love to create and put things together, and I hope that passion is visible here on this site as well.
I like to solve problems, and occasionally come up with new ones to find answers to. Being an enthusiastic polymath, I often find myself wanting to do and learn everything possible in the world, all the while being rudely constrained by the concept of time, space and laws of physics. Likewise, I am still trying to figure out what exactly it is I want to do with my life, or even who I want to be.
I hope you will enjoy your stay at my mansion. Much like my interests and moods, this place is ever-changing, so stay tuned for plenty of new things to see and experience in the future.
You are always welcome to write me a letter, whether it's to ask me something, send me a drawing or just to chat. Consider yourself warned though: when I get into a topic, my replies will likely be extensive and wordy! ;^)
🜍 introducing...
THE MANSION OWNER
✧ vepa, vesper or armas
✧ 27
✧ he/they
✧ male-adjacent creature
✧ Finnish
✧ INTP/J, 5w4
✧ translator, scholar, collector, artist...
☣︎ current status...
🕮 what to expect from this lurker...
★ I am always eager to explain things in detail, so I talk a lot and write lengthily, and character limits are my sworn enemy. If you spend time in my mansion, you will undoubtedly become familiar with great walls of text.
★ I am a huge Resident Evil fan and absolutely obsessed with Albert Wesker, who is one of my special interests. You can find out more from my pages dedicated to the franchise.
★ You can blame me for the Glorp and Glorpsoda craze around lurk. I let the beast loose in the early days of the site and now there's no stopping him.
★ In the future, I am planning more interactive adventures inside the mansion, involving more hidden secrets, puzzles, traps, and easter eggs for fellow survival horror fans. This may still be quite far in the future, but I am constantly working on the site in my free time and adding new content.
Ψ stamps that describe me...
MY LIKES & INTERESTS
𖹭 survival horror games
𖹭 snacking
𖹭 daydreaming
𖹭 researching my special interests
𖹭 pepsi max
𖹭 my bestie <3
𖹭 Glorp
𖹭 art nouveau
𖹭 architecture and technology from the Victorian era
𖹭 alchemy
𖹭 off-shore oil rigs
𖹭 epidemiology
MY HOBBIES
⋆ gaming
⋆ collecting things
⋆ writing
⋆ reading
⋆ puzzling (occasionally speed-puzzling)
⋆ legos
⋆ drawing
⋆ graphic design
⋆ oshikatsu
⋆ editing gaming videos
⋆ lurking and working on my mansion
MY FAVOURITE GAMES
𖦏 Resident Evil
𖦏 Dishonored
𖦏 Silent Hill
𖦏 Bloodborne
𖦏 Elden Ring
𖦏 The Council
𖦏 Frostpunk
𖦏 Deadly Premonition
THINGS I COLLECT
⟡ rocks and minerals
⟡ game merch
⟡ jigsaw puzzles
⟡ tarot & oracle cards
⟡ books
⟡ pepsi flavours
⟡ antiques
⟡ Mucha art
⟡ trinkets
⟡ dictionaries & encyclopedias
⟡ chronic illnesses (involuntarily)
THINGS I DISLIKE
× loud noises
× GenAI (especially AI "art")
× unreliable people
× hot weather
× migraines
× chronic illness
× mess
× forced eye contact
× masking socially
× Wesker's death :(
take a break from exploring and enjoy
THE WESKER SCRAPBOOK OF THE WEEK
A total of
mansion, thank you for being one of them!
if you are looking to discover other great lurkers
TAKE A MOMENT TO VISIT MY FRIENDS
My best friend in both the real and online world! My ride or die partner in good and crime! Emma has the kindest, most generous and loving heart, and is full of silliness and creativity, all of which she brings to lurk as well. The two of us are constantly passing around one shared brain cell and whenever we get together there's bound to be chaos...and endless laughter! Emma has had such an immensely positive impact on my life and I can't thank her enough for being my best friend. Love you 𖹭
Curator of beautiful stamp collections, and your go-to person for medieval aesthetics, fantasy vibes and roleplay stuff. You can often find her spreading love and taking care of pets all over lurk. Her pages are straight out of a fairytale book, and if you are brave enough to step through the portal, you may find yourself joining an unforgettable adventure guided by her words 𖹭
Dinosaur knowledge, gorgeously creative page designs, chonker cat Haku: Lepi's got it all! She sends the cutest supportive Glorp drawings via mail and her interests spiral is something you have to witness yourself. (Extra points for liking cool rocks too!) lepi recently revealed her new den, now filled with handmade pixel art and cute dino friends 𖹭
Fellow Resident Evil lover, whose Leon obsession matches my Wesker madness. They also made the Glorp Chiikawa Wesker art that's my icon! If you are hungry for another RESI themed page, go have a snoop around their pages and have a try at surviving the downfall of Raccoon City 𖹭
This guy created lurk.me! Awesome dev and just an overall chill person, constantly working hard on new updates to the site (please rest sometimes, though). Alternative music enjoyer, owner of a cute cat, and now lurk's head of agriculture, keeping pets all over well fed. tino is easy to approach, always open to listen to people's needs and has really made this community feel like a family 𖹭
Fallout, Twin Peaks and Resident Evil enthusiast and a recent college graduate and soon to be IT professional. zero's pages are a real vibe, filled with pictures of the cutest cats and epic memes (and Wesker TsumTsum...I am definitely not jealous). Visit their casino and have a gander at their colourful interests 𖹭
ellis
Programmer, artist and creator of many beloved stamps, out there exploring the galaxies and spreading positivity, A top Glorpsoda drinker and loyal customer, constantly testing new applications for Glorp products. Make sure to visit ellis's extraterrestrial pages and check on how the epic spaceship is progressing 𖹭
you are now entering...
THE GLORP ZONE
Dear visitor, before you go: please take a moment to feed Glorp and play tic-tac-toe with him. This will help keep him occupied and out of trouble. At least, I hope so...