Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Does whatever a spider can!

Spins a web
Any size!

Catches thieves
Between his thighs

LOOK OUT!

♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!

Is he strong? Listen, Bud

Spider-Man is a total stud

He can float, he can fly!

Just look into
his soulful eyes

OH YEAH

♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan

We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan

What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]

Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.

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Marvel Spider-Man Heart Logo Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

I Don't Know About You, But This Is The Best Conversation I've Had Today

And now it's time for One-Sided Conversations With Jen. Feel free to talk to me through the screen, though. I'm sure that won't worry your family and friends at all.

Anyone here remember the game Hungry Hungry Hippos?

I only ask because...

...well, no reason.

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Hey, you know those days when you feel like a Disney princess, but instead of singing to random woodland creatures, you'd rather shoot them?

Well you're in luck, there's a cake for that:

Two words: Run, Bambi.

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You know that feeling where you're out in public and find yourself watching the people around you with a stunned mixture of both horror and fascination?

Same energy.

Right now they're just happy to be on that side of the glass.

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And finally, let's throw it back to a simpler - but equally wrecky - time with a peek into a vintage Wilton catalogue from the 1980s:

Nananannanaanananana... CATMAAAN.  Mror. Ffft ffft.

Thanks to Lauren R., Laura W., Kira S., & Emma P., who tells me that Catman is feline fine. 

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And from my other blog, Epbot: