BALLAD OF A SMALL PLAYER is rated R and has a running time of 101 minutes. It is available to watch on Netflix. It played Telluride, Toronto, San Sebastian and London.
Friday, November 14, 2025
BALLAD OF A SMALL PLAYER****
THE ROSES****
THE ROSES has a running time of 105 minutes and is rated R. It was released in August.
FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS*
Bored as fuck watching FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS. No humour, no grand emotional revelations, no chemistry between the leads, hackneyed action scenes and scoring, unclear why it's in a retro-Jetsons world, wondering if it would have more fun to just watch reruns of The Jetsons.
In this reimagining of the unloved ginger stepchild of the Marvel universe, the ubiquitous Pedro Pascal (enough already!) plays astronaut turned mutant Reed Richards and The Crown's Princess Margaret, Vanessa Kirby, plays his fellow astronaut turned mutant and pregnant wife Sue Storm. GLADIATOR 2's Joseph Quinn plays Sue's brother Johnny and the quartet is rounded out by The Bear's Ebon Moss-Bachrach as the poor fucker who spends the film playing a rock-like thing called... The Thing.
As the film opens, earth is under attack from a generic Big Bad with an emissary called the Silver Surfer (Julia Garner). The screenwriters try to have some IRON MAN style witty fun with Johnny asking her if the surfboard is part of her body. It lands flat. The plot revolves around the Big Bad wanting the astro-human baby because Power, and the astro-human baby's mum being understandably reluctant to give him up. But I never really felt the stakes. The family are so popular it's not like the humans are coming with pitchforks to steal the baby. I never felt like the baby was at risk. I never felt like the mum was at risk. Rumble rumble, the end.
What a waste of on-screen talent. Especially Natasha Lyonne. Director Matt Shakman (Wandavision): do better. I think it's interesting that there are seven accredited screenwriters on this film, although to be fair that includes its comic-book creators. Maybe that speaks to its lack of forward momentum, clear linear narrative and muddiness. I also wonder whether with a concept so brilliantly deconstructed, parodied, but ultimately enhanced with THE INCREDIBLES, cinema-viewers have just moved beyond the source material.
FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS is available to screen on Disney+. It has a running time of 115 minutes and is rated PG-13.
Monday, November 10, 2025
NUREMBERG**
NUREMBERG is rated PG-13 and has a running time of 148 minutes. It played Toronto and San Sebastian. It was released in the USA last Friday and in the UK next Friday.
WICKED FOR GOOD**
Monday, October 20, 2025
LA GRAZIA**** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 12
LA GRAZIA has a running time of 131 minutes. It played Venice, where Toni Servillo won the Volpi Cup, Telluride and London. It opens in the US on December 5th.
Sunday, October 19, 2025
100 NIGHTS OF HERO* - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Closing Night Gala
100 NIGHTS OF HERO is rated PG-13 and has a running time of 90 minutes. It played Venice and London and opens in the US on December 5th.
Saturday, October 18, 2025
THE HISTORY OF SOUND* - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 11
THE HISTORY OF SOUND is rated R and has a running time of 127 minutes. It played Cannes, Telluride and London. It opened in the USA on September 12th.
NOUVELLE VAGUE***** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 11
NOUVELLE VAGUE has a running time of 106 minutes. It played Cannes, Telluride, Busan, Toronto and London. It goes on limited release in the USA on October 31st and on the internet on November 14th.
DIE MY LOVE**** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 11
DIE MY LOVE has a running time of 118 minutes. It played Cannes and London. It will be released in the USA on November 7th and in the UK on November 24th.
FRANKENSTEIN (2025)*** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 10
CHRISTY**** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 10
CHRISTY has a running time of 135 minutes. It played Toronto and London and will be released in the USA on November 7th.
Thursday, October 16, 2025
NO OTHER CHOICE***** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 9
RENTAL FAMILY**** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 9
RENTAL FAMILY is rated PG-13 and has a running time of 103 minutes. It played Toronto and London. It opens the US on November 21st and in the UK on January 9th.
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
COVER-UP***** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 8
COVER-UP played Venice, Telluride, Toronto and London. It does not yet have a commercial release date. It has a running time of 117 minutes.
ROOFMAN**** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 8
ROOFMAN has a running time of 126 minutes. It played Toronto 2025. It was released in the USA last Friday.
IS THIS THING ON?**** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 8
Tuesday, October 14, 2025
ANEMONE** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 7
THE MASTERMIND*** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 7
Complex thoughts on AFTER THE HUNT***** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 6
AFTER THE HUNT has a running time of 139 minutes and is rated R. It played Venice and London. It opens in the USA on October 10th.
Monday, October 13, 2025
HAMNET***** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 6
HAMNET has a running time of 125 minutes. It played Telluride, Toronto and London. It opens in the USA on November 27th and in the UK on January 9th.
Sunday, October 12, 2025
An incomplete review of HEDDA* - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Official Competition
HEDDA is rated R and has a running time of 107 minutes. It played Toronto and London and will be streaming on Amazon Prime on October 29th.
HAIR, PAPER, WATER…* - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Official Competition
Trương Minh Quý and Nicolas Graux’s documentary HAIR, PAPER, water… is a proper art house movie, which means that I am really pleased that it exists and has an audience, and I am sure there people out there who will adore it, but that it’s a bit too left-field for my taste. The film focuses on a real-life great-grandma who lives in thickly-forested rural Vietnam with her extended family, speaking a vanishing dialect and practising homeopathic medicine. It’s rather lovely derping around with her and seeing a world we would not normally have access to - her reactions to seeing people living in high-rises is particularly acute. But the fun all turns sour when we see her recommend breathing in botanically scented steam as a cure for Covid, or her great-grandson lament that without learning to read and getting an education he will be trapped. Despite its short running time, the film tried my patience. I think the directors are making a point with their 16mil lending, trying to create a feeling of intimacy and organic filming? But I really would have enjoyed luxuriating more in the visuals and less of the ancient wisdom that is hard to swallow in these RFK Jr infected time. Your mileage may vary on that score, admittedly.
HAIR, PAPER, WATER… has a running time of 71 minutes. It played Busan and London 2025, where it is has been selected for the Official Competition.
THE CHORAL*** - BFI London Film Festival 2025 - Day 5
Saturday, October 11, 2025
DIAMONDS IN THE SAND**** - BFI London Film Festival 2025
Filipino director Janus Victoria is nominated for the Sutherland Trophy for debut feature for her film DIAMONDS IN THE SAND. It’s a low-key, low-budget, utterly charming dramedy that takes us into a world we might never have otherwise encountered.
The iconic Lily Franky (SHOPLIFTERS) plays Yoji, a deeply lonely middle-aged salary-man in Tokyo. He is shocked into action when he one day discovers his neighbour’s decomposing remnants - apparently a tragic end so common in Japan that it has its own terminology and specialist cleaning services. And then his aged mother passes away, apparently warning him of his own sure fate. So when he forms a tentative friendship with his late mother’s carer, Minerva (Maria Isabel Lopez), he throws caution to the wind and follows her back to the Philippines for a holiday. While there Yoji discovers a ramshackle, poor but friendly neighbourhood full of casual invitations to supper and real community spirit. He meets Minerva’s newly graduating daughter Angel, and the rogueish gambling addict Uncle Toto.
There’s always a tension in the film as to how transactional the relationships are. Yoji is clearly much wealthier than his newfound friends. And Angel laments the futility of studying when she will earn more as a carer in Japan. Meanwhile Minerva regrets that whoever is in power in Manila, the drug-related violence and corruption endures. Despite the harsh reality and uneasy cross-cultural tensions, DIAMONDS IN THE SAND retains its optimistic belief in the power and indeed desperate importance of human connection. It is a film that is full of a nuanced understanding of the world it is depicting, and is full of compassion. Kudos to the director and all involved in so vividly realising memorable people and a sense of place on a micro budget.
DIAMONDS IN THE SAND has a running time of 102 minutes.