Disclaimer Number One: I have not read any of the other books in this series. All I did was go to the library, type in "werewolf," pick randomly, and stick with this one knowing that I'd be halfway clueless. So, forgive me if I say things that sound uninformed in this review.
Disclaimer Number Two: my notes for this novel are pretty scathing, but it was more like a fond making fun of the book than an actual hatred.
On to the review.
Dark Wolf is about how Skyler, a human mage Dragonseeker, saves her lifemate, Dimitri, an ancient Carpathian/Guardian warrior, from a group of rebellious Lycans who are trying to start a war between Lycans and Carpathians over the existence of a third group of people. This third group is actually two group: vampire/werewolf creatures, which are crazy and kill innocent people and must be exterminated, and Carpathian/Lycan creatures, who are basically gods (more on this later).
I feel it's important to note here that no where in the 409 pages of narrative is there an actual definition of what a Carpathian is. My definition of them is "basically a vampire but they really like dirt. A lot of dirt." The only definition of Lycan I found in the book is 'werewolf that doesn't attack innocent people' which doesn't make any sense to me considering 95% of the Lycans in the book are bloodthirsty militant neo-Nazis, but that's what happens when you start a series on book 25.
Other tangent, I'm kinda pissed that the only reason I know this is book 25 is because Good Reads says it's book 25. It's no where on the actual book. It's not in the front pages. There's no warning about how you need 24 other volumes to know what's going on here or why you should care. They do have a random handy-dandy guide in the front with groupings, but they make no sense unless you already know what's going on in all of the books Feehan has written. As far as saying "this is a series," under the title it helpfully says "A Carpathian Novel."
Ya kinda missed the details there, publishers. Just a head's up.
Back onto topic. This book was eh. Here's an overview: the love was actually gross, the suspense was never properly built up, I could actually sense the author holding back from letting anything /too/ bad happen to any of the Good Guys. Throughout the entire novel I knew it was going to be a happy ending because the odds were so ridiculously stacked on the Carpathians' side. The book needed more editing in terms of which scenes went where, and I'd even argue that the sange rau was kind of overdone.
The first thing I want to talk about is how Feehan decided at some point that every single Good Guy needs 100+ powers on their side. I cannot count how many times anyone who's considered good does something that is literally impossible. But it's not even stuff like Dimitri getting out from being tortured for two weeks and immediately going into the afterlife, possessing another person (which is supposedly taboo except not at all if you're Dimitri) who is dead as a doorknob, and bringing said person back to life. I'm not even going to touch that.
What I mean is, every single Carpathian, they can't just be Carpathian. Like Skylar, for example. She has to count two separate pairs of parents for her supernatural lineage because she's too much of a special snowflake to have two parents like every other person on planet Earth. Now, I can understand, it's a paranormal novel, give a girl some powers, but let's count them here: she's the daughter of the most powerful mage in the world, the most powerful human psychic in the world, a Dragonseeker, she's Carpathian, although she's 19 she somehow has managed to get multiple college degrees, it says at one point, she can heal others, she's charmed the socks off of the most powerful Carpathian families, she makes Beyonce look like a basic bitch. And oh, in case we forget, about halfway through the novel she also becomes Carpathian so she basically can't die but she can do literally anything else because it's Skylar.
The only fault I could find in Skylar's character is that she was sexually abused as a child and can't fully have a physical relationship with Dimitri, but that doesn't count as a fault because it comes from something that happened in her past as compared to a real character flaw. Even if she had had a thought like 'Dimitri's arm pits smell like shit' I would have liked this story better.
Speaking of Dimitri, I looked. Hard. He has no flaws. He hangs in a tree for two weeks and still manages to do what's 100% tried-and-true impossible. If this book's setting was the North Carolina coast when the Wright Brothers were building a hang-glider, Skyler and Dimitri would be constructing Boeings.
And although those are the two worst cases, literally every Carpathian has at least 3 special powers, except maybe Josef and Paul. When it got to the point where the rescue party had to go get everyone and the characters made it sound like a big deal to go fight Lycans, I actually laughed out loud. The odds are impossibly stacked for the Carpathians, all they have to do is not fuck up. It's like pitting a 5th grader against pre-schooler.
While we're on the topic of things that are so completely perfect it's disgusting, let's talk about Skylar and Dimitri. I know for a fact that even Bella Swan and Edward Cullen made a better love story than Skylar and Dimitri in this story. Now, I get it, it's really romantic when a man is a gentleman. It's really fantastic when both sides are understanding and everything goes over so well. And I'm willing to concede that if I'd read books 1-24, maybe I wouldn't be as frustrated with them as I am.
But they're literally perfect.
There is no flaw.
Anywhere.
It's blasphemy.
It's lies.
Not even a moment's short-temperedness. There's just half a book of fillers about how Dimitri is always there for Skylar.
The fillers are so bad, actually, that when the Carpathians were flying away as dragons and Dimitri has that big fight on the ground and kills 8 Lycans (directly after being tortured, starved, and being unable to rest for two weeks, getting shot multiple times, and bringing Skylar back from the dead because he's not Dimitri, he's Jesus Christ), I was just waiting for Skylar to call on him mid-fight and get interrupted with more about how he'll focus on her in the middle of battle and still not die.
All of this insane perfection just ends up killing the suspense. While reading the book, I never felt properly worried about any of the characters, because they're all perfect little snowflakes. They can go underground, drink blood, turn into a dragon and fly away, sense energy, smell what can't be smelled, the actual planet is on their side because Skylar is on that level of perfect.
Here's a way to end this book in 50 pages, actually: have Skylar make a spell against the rebel Lycans. Done.
All of that aside, I also thought there were a few places where Skylar seemed to lose all sense of place, and I kinda wished an editor had caught that and moved some scenes around. The first of these is when Skylar meets her birth father, Razvan (who is not Xavier, even though up until Razvan is standing in the protective zone to meet Skylar the book just keeps saying Xavier's blood is in Skylar, how was that not caught?). Here's the scene: about 100 Lycans trying to kill a group of ~12 people, 1/3 of which are half to more than half dead. The structure keeping them from getting killed is collapsing one section at a time and there's no way to fix it or predict which part is going to collapse next. This would be a great time for anyone with more than five brain cells to move into this thing called 'fight or flight.'
Skylar, Dimitri, and Razvan decide it'd be a good time to have a therapy sessions and talk about what happened when Skylar was three years old and a stranger cut her arm for no reason and then her mom brainwashed her not to trust mages. They also have an extended conversation about how they want to give Skylar and Dimitri pet wolves. Yeah, pet wolves. While an army of Lycans are attacking. While death is at the door.
That's definitely the time and place for that.
And it happens again later, when Skylar is initiating sex with Dimitri and she gets him in bed and she's sitting directly on his erection, and what's her choice of foreplay? Sticking her tongue in every single one of his still-painful wounds. That's disgusting. You don't put tongues in wounds. You don't put dirt in wounds, either, for that matter. I know she was trying to heal him, but there's nothing sexy about licking flesh wounds. There should have been a separate scene where she just says the chant. The scene is doubly useless when she has to give him all of the wounds back the next day so he could go to the Counsel. Good job, editors.
Aaaand the final thing, I feel like I should talk about the flower ritual. I was reading the other reviews and they talk about how weird it was, so I knew it was coming. I actually didn't bat an eye, because everything else is just as weird in this book. There are wolves that turn into tattoos instead of being, ya know, mammals. They can apparently also be worn as a garment. Exciting. Dimitri and Skylar make while they're buried underground, writhing around like they can see how many places they can get dirt that dirt shouldn't be in. People can turn into dragons. Mother Nature is Skylar's personal bitch. Why would she not suck a flower's penis and get excited it tasted like Dimitri? The whole thing's completely ridiculous.
And, with all of that said, that's my final sentiment: the whole thing's completely ridiculous. I can't say I hate this book, but it rides my nerves in 1,000 different ways and I won't be picking up another of Feehan's novels. I am kinda sad I won't get to hear about how what's-her-face and Zev hit it off, because that sounded like it actually had conflict and well-rounded characters. I'm not going to risk finding out, though; I expect with them in the ground so long together, the author would be too tempted to pull a 'love at first sight' type card and everything would be shiny shiny perfect perfect awful.