He’s going to milk and bottle every drop of her love….
Charlotte did whatever she could to survive after being thrown out at eighteen. Starting a private streaming channel within a niche community, Charlotte quickly grew a loyal fanbase. When she inherits her grandmother’s cottage in Wyoming, she packs up and moves to the small town of Maybrook. It doesn’t take long before she catches the eye of the local dairy farmer with a voice so familiar it reminds her of her favorite subscriber.
By day, Johnny dedicates his life to his family’s farm. By night, it’s devoted to his favorite content creator. When the woman he’s been dreaming of for three years moves to town, he wants to do more than watch her through a screen. Putting together a plan to keep her forever, nothing goes accordingly when their undeniable chemistry overflows.
The Milk Man is an erotic small town romance with hucow elements.
I CANNOT make this up 😭 I legitimately want to pass out because someone had to use my phone, and this book with THIS cover and TITLE was the first thing they saw. The way their smile DROPPED. AND MY FATHER WAS THERE.
It was a quiet ride back.
ANYWAYS. I don't know if it was worth the trauma (I say yes), but it delivered. I'll never not immediately pick something up by MA- and I'll need to check out some work by BS too 👀.
HEAR ME OUT!! dairy farmer & a cam girl collab on a niche kink 🥛🥛
Okay so they both…. ‘got milk’! Johnny is one of Charlotte’s most loyal subscribers and almost dies of happiness when she randomly becomes his neighbor.
“You’re so gorgeous, Lottie. My absolute dream girl.”
This is so incredibly well written! Both characters are super sweet and adorably smitten. I like how they are fully into the niche-kink game but otherwise just regular people (no trauma!). Lowkey cozy small town vibes with highkey FILTH!
I just loved our sex-positive Farmer Johnny! Shy dairy farmer with callous hands and a yearning for that juice 🍒 when he joins her ON CAMERA!!
that all being said…proceed with caution if you are not used to filthy filth!
cam girl x dairy farmer lactation kink praise breeding kink (there’s a bench) small town HEA
Well...this is something! 🙈 And I was absolutely entertained by it. 😂
I can't decide on a rating, so I'm just gonna skip it. But gaaawd, hahaha! 🤣 My tastes in novellas are all over the place! 😂
There's a bit of a storyline, but it really leans into the steamy stuff and centers around the MCs' kink (hucow). 🫣
Lottie (22) inherited her estranged grandma's house and found out that she has a neighbor named Johnny (38).
Anyway, she does her thing as a cam girl, and he has been one of her most avid fans for the last 3 years. 🫣
And when they met, they pieced everything together pretty fast and recognized their connection, though it took a few days for them to finally confess it. But once they finally revealed everything, it became the start of their romance. 🤭
Be that as it may, at the end of the day, it was still HEA, and that's really all that matters to me! 😂
Book info: - Novella - Age gap (16) - Lactation kink - Breeding kink - Cam girl x farmer - No cheating, OPD, separation - No V - HEA (mos later, they just got married and pregnant)
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this novella was actually perfectionnnnnnnnnn. no, like seriously i don’t think you get it!!!….next door neighbors, small town, sexy farmer, hot cam girl - they both love vitamin d (as in milk 😉)
I know! I know! It's just that the combination of lactation kink and "milk man" was a bit too much... milk 🤭 I mean, he puts on an old-timey milk man, white uniform. That's funny. You can't convince me otherwise.
Okay but listen… a shy, smitten dairy farmer x a sweet cam girl with a very niche side hustle? I was hooked the second I realized this was going to be about milk, mutual obsession, and small-town smut with a big splash of filth.
The Milk Man was just the right mix of cozy, soft, and downright nasty. Lottie is independent and knows what she wants, after being cut off by her family, she made a name for herself with her lactation content (yes, for real), and she’s unapologetically sex-positive while still feeling grounded and real. When she moves into her late grandmother’s old house in sleepy little Maybrook, the last thing she expects is that her number one subscriber (aka FJ_DairyLover) lives right across the street. And he’s not just any man… he’s a sweet, shy dairy farmer named Johnny who is absolutely down bad for her.
Their dynamic was filthy but in the softest, dreamiest way. He worships her, she adores him, and once they finally collab…😩🙏🏻
It’s fast-paced but honestly, I didn’t even mind. It packed so much sweetness and filth into a short read and still gave me a relationship I could root for. No trauma dumping, no unnecessary angst, just pure kink, softness, and two people who are so gone for each other it made my teeth ache.
If you're into breeding, lactation, praise, possessiveness, and a whole lot of heat? this one’s for you!!
I was in such a bad mood before I started reading this book, and this story turned it right around. I was laughing out loud during the whole thing. Bravo 🤣
“It’s not every day you meet a woman who wants to be strapped down in a barn with her ass in the air and bred by a farmer for her online content.”
wow Charlotte and Farmer Johnny instalove, it all started from her erotic livestream where she milks herself. Johnny is a real life dairy farmer that lives next door. omg the entire story I alternated from shock face to snicker to ewww to shock face and back again. The livestream comment and screen names were really funny. the absurdity of it was entertaining. I did not find the sexy times especially romantic but at least Farmer Johnny is super nice and respectful, even cooks and keeps a nice home🤭👀👀 livestream from the barn 🤯🫣😲tho😵😵 now I know what a hucow is and can never unread it 🤣
The Milk Man is a sweet, fluffy, and steamy read that hits all the right spots. Charlotte (Lottie) is a strong, independent woman who, after being disowned by her parents at 18, turns to lactation content creation to support herself through college. Years later, she inherits a beautiful house from her grandmother in the small town of Maybrook, where she plans to start fresh. What she doesn’t expect is her most loyal subscriber, Johnny, a dairy farmer who goes by FJ_DairyLover, recognizing her and realizing that his dream girl has moved across the street from him.
The story moves fast but it packs in great character development and sizzling chemistry between Lottie and Johnny. The connection between them is electric from the moment they meet, and their journey together feels both sweet and spicy. Johnny is the perfect mix of endearing, sweet, and possessive, and Lottie is a character you can easily root for.
If you're into lactation kinks, breeding kinks, and a hot, quick read with a satisfying HEA, then this is definitely for you. The book does a fantastic job of keeping the pace tight, with enough depth to their relationship to make it feel fulfilling, even in such a short amount of pages.
Definitely a fun read for those looking for something sweet, a bit kinky, and full of steamy moments. 💖✨️
🥛 MF contemporary romance 🥛 1st Dual POV 🥛 Age gap (MMC 38, FMC 22) 🥛 Cam girl x dairy farmer 🥛 Small town setting 🥛 Lactation kink 🥛 Breast pump 🥛 Hucow 🥛 Cockwarming/swaddling 🥛 Breeding kink (with pregnancy) 🥛 Breeding bench 🥛 Low-angst, sweet, fluffy, steamy 🥛 HEA 🥛 Epilogue
Amazing.. as usual! This was so much fun! Dual pov with so much spice but a good plot. It had all the things I love.. cam girl secretly chatting with a man & then the man keeping it a secret that he knows the cam girl is his neighbor 🥵 I love real small town living.. where they’re shopping at farmers markets and milking cows. It was so picture perfect while being spicy AF
This was a fun and super spicy novella, perfect if you love lactation kink. I mean, who knows you can milk yourself without being pregnant. What a great idea to open your Only Fans account, LOL.
May Alder and B. Sobjakken continue to be auto-read authors for me. Their co-write was executed perfectly - I felt both of them throughout the book. I loved every wild second of this fast-paced, small town romance laced with milk puns and love. 🥛 🐮 🖤
Tropes: ▪ Age Gap (MMC 38 / FMC 22) ▪ Cam Girl ▪ Dairy Farmer ▪ Lactation ▪ Breeding with Pregnancy ▪ 1st Dual POV
Fave Quote: "I want you. I want you in my bed every night, I want to wake up to you every morning, I want to walk in the door from working in the sun every day and know you're waiting for me on the other side."
Never met a @brookelynnebooks novella that I didn’t love!
What a great collab between @brookelynnebooks and @authormayalder 👏🏻
It was fun, sweet and S P I C Y 🫠 I loved Lottie and Farmer Johnny! I had such a fun time with this one and I can’t wait to see what they have in store for us next in Maybrook!
Sobjakken and Adler- my two favs together ❤️ Although I liked the premise, the story felt a bit boring. It just felt like Sobjakken and Adler were holding back instead of giving us the intense sexy af stories I have come to adore. Hopefully, they really bring the spice in their next installment.