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Charge Land
Jim Charge is in charge. He’s coming through the door with a big dick and a smile, and there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it! In an attempt to outdo his overachieving father and grandfather he’s taken over the makeup counter of a local department store as his first step on the road to complete domination. With the help of his trusty Number 2, the disembodied head of a shoe salesman, and his never-ending wardrobe of designer suits he’s barreling through any and all adversaries who would dare to challenge his leadership. Not even the President of these fine United States can stand in the way of Jim Charge and his quest to one-up the Charge men who came before him. Put on your lipstick, spray some rose perfume and salute your new flag suckers! Welcome to Charge Land!
134 pages, Paperback
First published October 24, 2016
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November 4, 2023
I’m going to attempt a review, but I honestly don’t know what I just experienced. Jim Charge is a bad ass. Like everything you could want or need in a leader. He eats people’s heads, has a gigantic pene, rides nuclear missiles mid air full of cosmetics, completes hostile takeovers of department stores in a mall, and even beats the US president to death. And that’s far from the complete list of accomplishments, too. And his number 2 is our lead, as she blindly follows the insane ramblings of Charge, but grows to realize what his true agenda is. And, also, how real all of his ambitions are, too. The book is a hilarious, action-packed, obnoxious, loud, and completely ridiculous adventure. But, God damnit, it was a great time. Jim Charge may be a fictional character, but I salute him. Peter Topside abides.
June 27, 2022
Not quite sure what to think.
One of the most ridiculous and fun story that I've read in a while. I mean it had a pissing match...a real pissing match.
One of the most ridiculous and fun story that I've read in a while. I mean it had a pissing match...a real pissing match.
January 21, 2017
Charge Land is a wild, fun read! The book is hilarious, and charged with jokes from start to finish. It has everything from golden showers to president assassinations, dick jokes to talking decapitated heads. A large part of the story takes place in a department store, but somehow the book still manages to be really entertaining and surprising. If you're into bizarro and big dicks, do yourself a favor and get charged.
March 3, 2022
This is the first book that I've read by John Wayne Comunale and this book was crazy, fucking weird and funny it has some bizarre shit... talking decapitated heads ripping the dick off of the president, charge goo😆😆😆😆 just crazy shit throughout. I will definitely be reading more from this author he just has a crazy way of setting up characters and telling a story. If you like bizzaro books you will like this 4 talking Glen things from me
June 29, 2017
This is a great fucking ride from start to finish! Utter insanity that leaves your pants wet with a satiating Charge goo. Read and learn why Jim Charge is most definitely in charge.
December 19, 2016
All of those legends you heard about Chuck Norris are true. They've just been wrongly attributed. Meet Jim Charge. The only thing he does at a faster rate than taking Charge is changing his suit. He's a real bad motherfucker.
My only regret about reading this book is that I didn't read it before the election. If I had I would have written in Jim Charge. Definitely 5 Stars. Awesomeness.
My only regret about reading this book is that I didn't read it before the election. If I had I would have written in Jim Charge. Definitely 5 Stars. Awesomeness.
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