Understudy for Death, by Charles Willeford, original paperback published 1961. The manuscript was lost then rediscovered and then published 30 years later -after the author’s death in 1988- by Hardcase Crime thankfully! Although this book doesn’t neatly fit into the crime fiction/mystery genre. This is more social satire, with a good dose of dark humor spread throughout by the protagonist, journalist Richard Hudson. And calls to mind what Willeford's 3rd wife, Betsy said- he had a credo that also served as a caution for aspiring writers: "Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor."
Hudson provides a clear sociological/psychological profile of an alienated, self centered, sardonic and arrogant, rogue male type -with a I don’t give a damn what you think attitude. Yet he’s tippy toeing a thin line- needed to maintain job, marriage and a marginal middle class social/economic status in a conservative mid size Florida lake town - population predominantly white: Methodists, Baptists, and smattering of Catholics. Through the eyes, and voice of our jaded protagonist, Willeford delivers a dark humored satire of early 60’s community mores, Florida style. Yet also the clear portrayal of alienation and a male type -lacking in substance, character and beliefs.
Managing Editor. Assigns Hudson the job of reporting on an unheard of tragic event… a well respected town maven’s suicide, and her murdering of her two children…
“ So you aren’t interested, you say.” “I never thought I’d hear you say that, Hudson. Five years ago you entered this office, a raw youth, and asked me for a job.” “Yeah. A Raw Youth, by Fyodor Dostoevsky. I was twenty-five, a married man and a father, a college graduate” But Hudson wants to keep his job and takes the assignment. And - “couldn’t allow myself to remain prejudiced against the late Mrs. Huneker. To investigate her death I had to be objective. As the old master, Ben Hecht, said:
“To show emotion, be callous.”
Would Be Playwright- Hudson regularly reports on the Civic Theatre, and develops a relationship with the theatre director, in hopes of future placement. “Yeah, and you won’t like it, Bob. This medium, blue-eyed baby without conscience. Fallowed be thy fameless frame.” “What’s that from?” He raised his dark eyebrows. “It’s a couple of lines from my play,” I said self-consciously” … In discussing his goal with his latest paramour “I’d be surprised if you didn’t have few sexy scenes in your play. How would you get them by the Civic Theater board?” “My play’s in blank verse. The sex scenes are much too subtly written to be spotted by Baptists and Methodists.” “I like selfish men; they’re so practical.” “That’s the first time I’ve ever been accused of being practical.”
A new play to review. “ Lilliom ends by slapping his daughter across the face. Back the poor devil goes to Purgatory… The final scene, when it is performed correctly, will jerk tears out of the eyes of Branch Company finance manager.” But then shock and displeased to discover his wife has been cast to in the lead role. “Beryl had the typical untrained soft southern voice, with every bad habit of speech there is: hesitations, indistinct phrasings, poor or little projection, maddening slowness, ignored “ing’s,” and mispronunciation. She always said “chirren” instead of “children” and yet to his further displeasure pulls it off with good success. His review praises the play, but describes the lead actress [Beryl] adequate [male inadequacy to the successful wife].
Junior College Creative Writing Instructor. “If you can earn a living freelancing, I’d say you had plenty of talent, Mr. Hershey.” “No, there’s a difference, and it took me a good many years to accept this difference as a fact. I have a facility, a knack, and I learned craftsmanship by writing for the pulps; westerns at a half-cent and a penny a word. That kind of writing takes facility, and a subconscious knowledge of formulas.” Please pour… “I can lift a pot of cold water easily, but as soon as the same pot of water gets hot I have trouble with it. I get a little nervous and my hand shakes.” “You’ve written too many potboilers, Mr. Hershey” “What it all boils down to, Richard, is this: I’m unwilling to share my real feelings with some anonymous reader. And there are very few writers who’ve got that kind of guts. If they did, they’d be rich and famous.” [Ironic, that within the bad puns, this is a writer who does share his real feelings, yet is neither rich nor famous. And perhaps willing to further lampoon his predominant writing genre?] “The only clue worth noting, and it wasn’t worth much, was the fact that she had tried to write a mystery-type story, or at least a half-hearted mystery. Why had she chosen that form instead of another; instead of a love story, for instance? Was life itself a mystery to the woman, or had she written the story in mystery form because they were supposed to be the easiest kind to write?”
On the home front. “I was on the point of telling her that if she had stayed home where she belonged, instead of entering into secret alliances with a bunch of would-be actors, she wouldn’t be so tired—but I caught myself, in time. That little business had been settled already. Why bring it up again? And why was I deliberately courting an argument? She wasn’t the guilty party, I was; and knowing I was guilty, I was on the defensive” Belated self awareness.
Husband of the deceased. “ Print anything you like. I’m leaving Lake Springs and the whole damned state of Florida!” “I always write what I please.” I turned away, looking down for the first step. “Here’s some punctuation for you—!” As I snapped my head around I was just in time to catch a looping roundhouse right flush on my jaw.” In search of a new start - “But the statistics were against his finding the kind of woman he said he wanted. A widower almost always married the same kind of woman he had the first time, whether his first marriage had been a happy one or not.“
Managing Editor’s review. “I want a specific story—the facts behind Marion Huneker’s murder-suicide. This is pap, pap, pap!” “I see,” I said, standing up slowly and nodding. “Then you’d better write it yourself.” I dumped the contents of the suicide envelope into the metal wastebasket beside my desk. I flipped on my lighter, ignited the contents, and stepped back three feet to watch the cheery little fire.” “Let it burn, Mrs. Mosby,” J.C. said curtly, waving his secretary and Blake away. “This is the first spark of incendiary action Hudson has shown around here in five years, and I want to enjoy it.” “Am I fired?” I asked, and I truly didn’t care. “No,” J.C. said soberly. “I’d say you were fired up.”
Realization. “But I knew in my heart that I didn’t really care whether I ever finished my play or not. The only thing in this world that mattered was the working relationship between Beryl and myself. Without Beryl I could easily end up in an ascetic cell like Mr. Paul Hershey, writing stories for fifty dollars apiece because I didn’t have any emotion” and furthermore “ My throat was dry, and I realized that I hadn’t talked to my son since last Monday—six full days ago! “What’re you doing up so late, son,” I said, ruffling his hair. “Watching Ghoul Theater,” he said impatiently. “Did your mother say you could stay up?” “She didn’t say I couldn’t,” he said defiantly, without looking at me.” Son to bed and reckoning with wife.
A surprise ending. Hudson [author] momentarily setting aside social commentary and dark humor- an epiphany … “And besides, such things happen all the time—especially in the movies. …yeah.”
Who’d of thunk it?…from Willeford. What a kick.