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396 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1990
There was nothing down there but the little dog, industriously scratching itself. It looked up slowly, and said 'Woof?'
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Victor poked an exploratory finger in his ear. It must have been a trick of an echo, or something. It wasn't that the dog had gone 'woof!', although that was practically unique in itself; most dogs in the universe never went 'woof!', they had complicated barks like 'whuuugh!' and 'hwhoouf!'. No, it was that it hadn't in fact barked at all. It had said 'woof'.
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'Could have been worse, mister. I could have said "miaow".'