Is offline masturbation more Eco-Friendly than streaming porn?
For years, the internet has convinced us of one very clever thing: if something happens “online,” it basically… doesn’t exist. It doesn’t smell, smoke, sit in traffic, or produce waste. You click “play,” the video starts, and the world keeps spinning. Pure 21st-century magic. Meanwhile, somewhere in the background, thousands of servers are gasping for air, data centers are...