Eat My Shit

So a girl with a butt for the lower half of her face is sitting in a restaurant eating soup and she's having a bit of a hard time of it in her life because people...why they just can't seem to quite get over her physical affliction and see that she's a person too - and can you blame them?! Sorry but I really found myself siding with the big waitress who couldn't stop snickering in this one, such a deformity would be too damn hilarious not to poke fun at, I don't care if you were a saint! Incensed by the casual mockery of the waitress and apparently the whole world around her, the buttmouthed girl decided that if she's going to get dumped on everywhere she goes than she's just going to give the same treatment right back, starting with the waitress, whom she gives a big streaming tip on her bill, curtesy of her mouth, revealing that her condition comes with an added special ability! And it was a disgusting end to a disgusting short really, the main actress did a decent job considering what she was trying to sell here, and when she got tearful it was touching, but this is a nasty gross short that I believe is only meant to offend, does it sound like an idea that's especially meaningful or profound to you? It's just a grotesque sight gag from South Park brought to life, only they did it a lot better years ago! What a freaky bizarre thing to make a short about, watch it if you must but I wouldn't eat anything first.. Mercy me!