I originally watched this for two reasons. The first being, i'm a sucker for camp slashers, and secondly, I noticed one of the actors in it played the original kid Jason in Friday The 13th, so I assumed that would mean there was some baseline of quality to this thing. I was wrong. So very very wrong
I am not even sure what I just watched. This was no "80's slasher throwback". Instead what you get is acting that wouldn't cut it in community theater, non nonsensical plot lines, cut rate special effects, cringeworthy dialogue, a soundtrack that appears to have been hammered out on a Casio, and endless, tedious, tiresome exposition. No joke, roughly 3/4 of this flick is two guys in a bar, throwing darts, and explaining the entire backstory of the movie...and acting extremely poorly. The rest is just some truly generic slasher-esque running around in the woods with an axe. And that's only in the last 5 minutes. Then?...it's over.
Making it through this was tedious, man. Don't put yourself through this. There is literally anything else you could be watching
