I guess I should give it credit for making a movie where sharks make a dam out of human bodies in a river. Even though every single aspect of it is stupid, at least it wasn't miserable to watch. The half-hearted attempts at themes and humour are all derived from proper setups. Even after trying to think of anything positive about it, it's absolutely bad. I think this kind of movie when made a little bit more competently often does things that are repulsive in imagery and themes that being so innocent with it is making me a bit apprehensive to hate this even when I totally know this is bad. So even if I give it the least rating, it's still not the worst. Imdb is censoring me for this dash.
