Andy the Talking Hedgehog

If you just read the header, you are wondering why I wrote that. Let's be clear here, this film is not just the visual descent of a man going insane, it's a visual representation of Dean Cain calling out for help.

Why would you make this movie? It's obviously for beer money. Like a frat boy working for a few weeks as a landscaper or a bum on the corner asking for cash, his alcoholism has reached a new low. Just saying. When Tara Reid looks brighter and fresher than you....you have hit bottom.

But most importantly, the ending is where we realize what a Lynchian horror this was. Is it a simulation or is it like the end of Brazil? One has to make their own assessment I guess.

Needless to say, I loved this stupid, ridiculous movie. Talking plants and cheerleading fetishes aside...go watch it!