Bullets of Justice

This is an attempt to be one of those Machette Kills type of films, only it does a really poor job. So poor they kill off Danny Trejo in the first few minutes, but plaster his face on the cover art to trick you into thinking he's the star of this film. Enough said yet?

This is a movie that might've been cool had it been released 30 years ago and called Duke Nukem. But in today's standards, it's ok for a bit and then runs out of steam quickly. It's action needs to find a balance between comedy and cartoon, and work out what is supposed to be funny about things like a woman with a moustache?

You will never kick yourself for passing on this one.