[Rick and Morty drive away from Beth and Summer onto a highway]
Morty: Aw, what's going on, Rick? What's happening?
Rick: We're going on an adventure, Morty! Classic Rick and Morty Bushland advenchah! We're gonna go for a drive! Big ole drive, Morty! Eight-hour drive!
Morty: Eight hours? Wh-what do ya mean, w-where are we going?
Rick: Morty, we're gonna go get me Cube! We've gonna go to Bendigo to get me Green Cube! We're gonna go to Bendigo, Morty!
Morty: Aw, Rick, Bendigo? Isn't that twelve hours away?
Rick: Morty, check it out!
[pulls out a pistol]
Rick: I did some science to me Portal Gun, and now it's also a real gun! I've got a real gun, Morty!
Morty: [getting nervous] Why are you holding it to my head, Rick?
Rick: Morty, shut the fuck up! I'm gonna kill you today, Morty! You're actually gonna DIE! I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
Morty: Aw, Rick, please. If this is a prank, it's not funny, all right? Could you please just stop the car and let me out? It's actually starting to scare me a lot now...
Rick: Shut the fuck up, Morty! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm so tired of you! All you do is whinge and complain! It's really getting on my nerves, Morty! I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna kill myself! I'm gonna drive this car off a cliff, and we're gonna DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE, MORTY!
Morty: Aw, Rick, I don't wanna die! I-I don't wanna die!
Rick: We're gonna DIE, Morty! We're gonna die TODAY! WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DIE!
Morty: Aww, no, Rick! Aww...
[Rick suddenly remembers something and puts the gun away]
Rick: Wait, one sec. We gotta go get some petrol first.
