Nowhere Alaska

I am that guy who gives movies a pass. I don't pick them apart & complain like the critics do. And I even find the good in tepid movies.

But this movie is awful, in every known metric for measuring a movie.

If I look past the actors, who appear to have less talent than freshmen year drama students at a community college in Nebraska, I am left with only a plot.

The plot, the idea, the topic of the movie is literally the only good thing about this movie. From lighting, to camera motion, to character interactions, storylines, and all other areas, it is at best a 6th grade language-arts class project by the football jock who barely passes any of his other classes.

Horrible.