Der Schulschwänzer

Screwy: [In the middle of a scene, a wolf goes by chasing Little Red Riding Hood; Screwy stops him] Wait a minute, pal. You're in the wrong picture, ain't ya, man?

[Pulls down main title card]

Screwy: See? The Screwy Truant, featuring Screwy Squirrel.

Wolf: Hmm. One of them corny B-pictures, eh?

Screwy: Oh, yeah? Listen, you. If you were my size, I'd bust you right in the nose.

Wolf: Oh, yeah?

[Wolf shrinks down to Screwy's size; Screwy shrinks even smaller and runs away]