Happy Ever After

There's nothing like David Niven in glorious Technicolor. His sparkling blue eyes, smooth tan skin, and bright white teeth combine for sheer perfection with unending charm. So, it's no wonder I enjoyed every minute of Happy Ever After (except for the first twenty minutes when he hadn't shown up yet). This movie was a huge hit in England and Ireland, so if you're big on "British humor" you'll love it. It's very, very British.

The Niv plays a new squire to an Irish county run with more love than rules. His ancestor was very lax on rent payments and shopkeeper dues, and on his deathbed, he generously released several men from the debts they owed. Niv isn't so kind, and he's out to "squeeze the lemon" for all he can get. He calls in every debt, due, and payment, and makes enemies of everyone in town except for golddigger Yvonne De Carlo. She's also out to "squeeze the lemon" and she's glad to be on The Niv's arm when he repeatedly makes the townsfolk angry and hurt. It doesn't take long before Barry Fitzgerald, George Cole, Michael Shepley, and the others decide to take matters into their own hands and get rid of the squire once and for all.

Perfect for St. Patrick's Day, or for a drinking party where you take a gulp every time the O'Leary ghost is mentioned, you can't get sillier than a bunch of Irish fools running around trying to bump each other off. You'll get plenty of eye candy, though. Yvonne gets to wear some really pretty dresses!