Breaker! Breaker! - Voll in Action

Chuck Norris + lots off dusty places and sweaty people + a bar full of 1. Creepy dolls, 2. A barmaid in a Lola-Paltinger-worthy dirndl with oddly-colored ribbons tied in her hair like a small dog, 3. A Lilliputian chess set, 4. Only a few dusty bottles of off-brand liquor, 5. The decor of a dive from Bar Rescue + a grocery store with a bunch of paper signs outside shilling a bunch of probably-expired food in a tone of sheer desperation + a hilarious love van with an eagle painted on both sides = holy smokes how did this not sweep the Oscars?

And did I mention Chuck Norris in that most classic of formal attire: the Canadian tuxedo? Banjo music x 1,000!!! Car chases with rooster tails of dust!!! And I admit I watched the Rifftrax version which was hilarious but even without that it would be a fun romp with a couple o' Cuhrz Lahts in your system.

Pop the chicharrones, crack a cold one, and enjoy the wonder that is Breaker, Breaker!!