Schulmädchen-Report 5. Teil - Was Eltern wirklich wissen sollten

I hate to admit it, but this my favorite genre of German films after the Rialto-Edgar Wallace "krimis" and the old silent German horror films of yore. (I like the contemporary, more arty films of Fassbinder and Herzog as much of the next guy, but for pure entertainment value they just don't hold a candle to all the naked and nubile Teutonic lovelies that graced this series).

As usual, all the girls here are absolutely beautiful, ridiculously oversexed, and at least five years too old to be actual "schulmadchen". In the first vignette three girls seduce their dorky teacher while on a school trip. Then, a young couple who are having problems "making it" are given a hand (and few other appendages) by an older, more experienced swinging couple. And in the centerpiece story, the incredible Ingrid Steeger seduces her chaplain(!), ultimately causing him to give up God for her (and I don't think anyone who sees her in this would really blame him). Of course, there's also the usual unpleasant, cautionary tale about a promiscuous girl who gets raped by her sexually frustrated male classmates. But the one story I really could have done without was about a girl who seduces her grandfather! (I guess after showing father-daughter incest in "Schulmadchen-Report 3" and brother-sister incest in "Schulmadchen-Report 4" they just had to top themselves in queasiness somehow).

This doesn't really have a good frame story like some of the earlier "Schulmadchen-Report" movies, and its more controversial scenes end up being more generically disgusting than entertainingly sordid. If you like the series in general though, you still might somewhat enjoy this.