Where do I even start?! The film, set in San Francisco, opens with two black guys fighting in Dr. Jekyll's (James Mathers) lab. Over this fight a narration by Jekyll informs us of the story up to this point. He says "Great Grandfather Jekyll foolishly used his own body as a subject for experimentation, that was his fatal mistake. Once the rage emerged, or as he wrote once Hyde emerged and gained control, Grandfather was lost. In the continuing viewing of my experiments filmed here in the laboratory it is interesting to note how the various subjects react under the influence of the serum. The reaction time of the serum doesn't seem to be affected in any way by the decrease in dosage. I'm able to study the behavioral changes brought about by the different dosages. The black subjects have less hostility in comparison to the whites, one would think they would have more repressed aggressions, perhaps I should increase their dosage. Despite the many failures I have endured thus far, I will continue with the human experimentation and discover the secret that will give me the power to control the mind of man!". Jekyll is a complete loon, he was thrown out of Oxford university in 1939 for dissecting a tramp alive. He keeps his assistant and the woman with whom he is in love with, Julia (Dawn Carver Kelly) constantly drugged and tied to the front of his wardrobe in his bedroom. His mute sister Hilda (Nadine Kalmes, who I sort of fancied) was hopelessly insane from birth and was lobotomized when she was 14 to calm her madness. Boris (Jake Pearson) is also mute, he kidnaps people for Dr. Jekyll to perform his experiments on and is a general dogsbody, he is also in love with Julia. Malo (Tom Nicholson) who has an afro hair cut and a 70's porno mustache, also helps Jekyll in his experiments, Jekyll describes him as "a fine example of a psychotic killer!", he doesn't say a word throughout the entire film either. On the false pretense that his daughter Julia is dead Jekyll invites her Father Professor Atkinson (John F. Kearney) to his house. Jekyll wants Atkinson to help him in his experiments. Jekyll tells him that he has developed a cross breed of cattle that produces 30% more edible meat. But the bulls are docile and refuse to breed, sex stimulants on their own are useless. Jekyll says that while he worked on psychological warfare for the army he developed a pituitary stimulant which released all the aggression buried deep within the unconscious mind. The serum is unstable and the bulls kill the cow after ejaculation! At first Professor Atkinson agrees to help him, but it soon becomes clear to him that Jekyll has more sinister intentions for the serum. Jekyll confesses "if I can control the dosage so as to counter the rage with the awful need for withdraw then I believe I can keep the subject in a constant state of anxiety, they will follow me then on command!" Disturbed by this Professor Atkinson refuses to help him any more. If it's possible Dr. Jekyll becomes even crazier in his attempts to perfect the serum. Will he succeed? Can Professor Atkinson convince him to cease his experiments? Will the local police figure out that Dr. Jekyll is behind the recent kidnapping spree? Watch it and find out. Directed by James Woods (no, not that James Woods!) this is one crazy film. The script by Dr. Jekyll himself James Mathers is totally hilarious. Just listen to some of the dialogue, "good god Jekyll does tragedy follow you everywhere!?" Jekyll starts to grope a drugged Julia, his sister Hilda looks on in the shadows, he sees her grabs her and says "you have had to bear more agony than I in your wretched young life, your just like Mother, that's why I hate you! You walk like her, look like her, you even make me want you like her!" Dr. Jekyll is showing Professor Atkinson some footage of his experiments, he gloats over the possibilities "imagine if you will an army of enraged killers, righteous killers. Who'd need no moral justification for their deeds, ever. No moral questions in battle!" "You fiend, Jekyll! You fiend! You Fiend!" Line after line, it's just so hilariously entertaining. The relationships between the characters is bizarre as well. Jekyll beats Boris, "yes my friend I know exactly how you feel, love is the most painful emotion of all!" and burns him with a cigar. He stabs Hilda in the arm with an ice pick because she didn't put any ice in his drink, in this scene Jekyll also attacks a block of ice with the pick shouting "Ice! Ice! Ice!" I am also puzzled as to how Boris can kidnap people so easily. He pulls his car up outside the front of Jekyll's house and proceeds to remove people from the boot and takes them inside over his shoulder. Jekyll's neighbors call the police when they supposedly hear gunshots but don't notice Boris and all the unconscious people he brings home in the boot of his car! Unfortunately, apart from the wacky script and bizarre characters there is little to recommend here. The film has no blood or gore and very little violence, the fight scenes look OK and seem well choreographed, with the exception of the odd punch here and there that obviously miss by a mile. Another exploitation element that appears to have been completely, and disappointingly ignored is naked flesh, there isn't any nudity or sex in it at all. The film is extremely dark and sometimes difficult to see whats happening. The entire film is set in Jekyll's large house, film never leaves the confines of his house or grounds. Acting is all over the place, Hilda, Julia, Boris and Malo don't say a word during the whole film so they don't have much acting to do. I did like Hilda though, probably because I fancied her. So, the entire film is basically Mathers as Jekyll who overacts wildly, in fact he's quite funny to watch. The only other speaking character is Professor Atkinson, but Kearney isn't given much to do with him. The script is surreal, the dialogue is hilarious, and the characters bizarre, if only they could have made a good exploitation film around these elements, but they didn't and the film is poor in just about every other department, and with no blood, gore or nudity there's not a whole lot of reason to watch this. I found some of it really funny, but all things considered, don't bother wasting your time.
