Tote Gleise

What a load of rubbish.

Donald Sutherland with dyed orange hair - which it appears he must have cut himself - and a ridiculously long artificial lower arm with a hook on the end, tries to seduce Julie Christie. She adopts a rictus grin as a bizarre means of appearing to be Irish. At one point he pulls up her skirt with his hook and appears to have sex even though she is still wearing her woolly tights. When they do go to bed he still keeps his shirt on. The whole thing seems to have been filmed in a day, as Donald always appears in exactly the same clothes, and every time we meet the IRA man from Dublin, he is eating a Twirl. A truly dreadful film never far from becoming as farcical as Father Ted.