Tinky Winky! Dipsy! Laa Laa! Po! Teletubbies! Teletubbie! Say Hello!
I watch bizarre stuff, and this is definitely my cup of tea! It's about the most bizarre children's show ever put on TV. Tinky Winky (the gay purple teletubbie who carries around a purse (!!) with the man's voice) is my favorite teletubbie. He's funny, I love his voice, and he likes to do hilarous things. Then there comes Dipsy, the green Teletubbie, I don't like him very much because he sounds like he has a frog in his throat all the time. Then there's Laa Laa, I hate her because she's so girly and she has a really girly voice. Then there's Po, Po is Okay because of the sound she makes on her (Bpaade! Bpadde! Bpadde!). All of the Teletubbies have their favorite things. Tinky Winky has his purse (which can fit a hat, a scooter, a ball, and a peice of toast all in at the same time), Dipsy has a hat that looks like he killed a cow or white leopard and used the fur to make it, Laa Laa has a ball that is really a balloon, and Po has her scooter. They live in this place called Teletubbie land that looks like a miniature golf course in Florida with plastic flowers, bunnys, and a baby sun that is so annoying that it just....... A windmill brings them stupid camcorder videos of British pre-schoolers that actually appear on their stomachs. Then a submarine thing with either a female computer voice or a black guy's singing voice pops up and tells them what to do. This narrator also gives them commands. They live in a cool high tech apartment and there's a vacuum cleaner with eyes called the Noo Noo that tidies up the place. The tubbies eat toast and custard, and go on adventures and dance. There are two tapes released, Here Come the Teletubbies and Dance with the Teletubbies. Here come the Teletubbies has the most fun while Dance with has too much dancing and not enough adventure. There is a third tape called Teletubbie Nursery Rymes to soon be released. Time for Tubbie Bye Bye! Time for Tubbie Bye Bye!
