[first lines]
Mother Goose: Hello, children. I'm Mother Goose. Guess what? I've dusted off the old storybook and I'm about to bring you a wonderful tale, sure to bring a smile to your face, a tear to your heart, and that tingly feeling in your naughty parts. You may want to share your fun with Mommy and Daddy bu-u-t...
[beckons with index finger and proceeds in a lower voice]
Mother Goose: if, while I'm talking, Mommy and Daddy start to get naked and do some funny wrestling, and Mommy starts to scream, "Jesus! Christ! Fill me! Fill me!", you must promise to run straight to your room, quick as a bunny. Now, let's snuggle back and enjoy the wonderful adventures of Little Red Riding Hood.
