Shoot or Be Shot

Hector: [discussing the Southern California heat] You have to know how to stay cool. I have a special method - one that renews both the mind and body.

Rachel: Go on.

Hector: I remove my clothes, and stand naked in my room. At first, the perspiration trickles slowly down my chest and back. Then as it begins to evaporate, my skin becomes alert to the faintest breeze. My organs of manhood, now free of restrictive garments hang low and unencumbered, my heart - she beats a gentle rhythm that is almost audible in the silence. It is then that I summon the spirits of my Aztec ancestors, men who endured the steaming heat of the jungle with strength and dignity. As their male power coarces through my body, I feel serene and refreshed, yet enormously potent. That is my method.

Rachel: Wow. I just... turn on the air conditioner.