Vampire Junction

An elderly Lina Romay checks into an Old West town with vampires. A female vampire attacks a naked woman. Then shaves her cooch. The overdubbed soundtrack has a lot of bad moaning and wailing.

Can I just copy paste that to hit my sentence total? A 10 out of 10 sock puppet said something to the effect that Franco is challenging you to make sense of it. There's not challenge here. They gave him a bunch of money and he made a movie with a lot of nudity and horrible video effects. Then he took the money, said thank you and left.

It's not art. It's not subversive. *Maybe* it got shot in a day and a half. Dude. There's a long shot of an elbow. Most likely because he needed to pad out the time. As it stands, if you sped up the action, this movie would be about 30mins.

Seriously - don't bother.