Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!

Oh my goodness! Mulva awakens from a five-year coma and looks just like Debbie Rochon! In a parody of Kill Bill, she is now out to seek revenge on all those who stole her candy in Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker.

Yes, it is cheesy and ridiculous, but there are some really funny lines (I'm a porn star, for Gibson's sake.) and, hey, it's Debbie Rochon. She is fantastic and really shows her great range as she hams it up in this farce. It's worth the price of admission, just to see her beauty again.

Lots of blood (some of it looked suspiciously like water) and gore, but what kind of movie has lesbians and no lesbian action? Disappointing.

But, what is this John Stamos fetish?