Mark Wanniger: [talking to everyone] Technically, this was not my idea.
[begins to pace behind the bar]
Peter Carlo: [Peter is behind the camera] What?
[laughs/scoffs]
Mark Wanniger: Well c'mon, c'mon, think about it. I mean, eh, seriously, if you think about it, I was not serious. I was jokin'.
Jude: [everyone starts talking over each other, Jude and Peter are sarcastic and don't believe Mark] Oh, bullshit, bullshit.
Peter Carlo: Oh, fuck that.
Mark Wanniger: I was jokin'.
Jude: Right, right.
Peter Carlo: Fuck that, nah.
Mark Wanniger: I was jo-, no... yea... I was jokin'
[walks to the front of the bar pointing at Paul]
Mark Wanniger: Well that is until Paul decided to get drunk and rush the bar!... Ya know, I mean, eh, the only reason I'm in here
[shouts]
Mark Wanniger: IS BECAUSE OF PAUL!
Paul Nettler: [Paul looks at Mark and around the bar, getting irritated]
[shouts and pushes over a chair]
Paul Nettler: WHAT THE FUCK!... THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?... You tryin' to bl-blame this shit on me you little bitch?
[walks up to the bar]
Paul Nettler: You said this was all gonna be fun and games. You said they'd just hand it over.
[puts his hands on the bar]
Paul Nettler: [Mark turns and starts walking towards the back] Yea that's right, fucking walk away, pussy.
Mark Wanniger: [walks back towards Paul] Eh, that's how it would've happened...
Paul Nettler: PUSSY!
Mark Wanniger: [throws hands up and down] It's how it would've happened!
[turns and points towards Jude]
Mark Wanniger: if Jude didn't go around shooting people!
Jude: It was self defense!
Mark Wanniger: [gets in Jude's face] Hey let me tell you something... When you're robbing a place, it's not self defense, you stupid fool!
Jude: [grabs Mark and slams him up against the back of the bar, shaking Mark as he yells] DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING INSULT ME LIKE THAT. IF YOU FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Mark Wanniger: Ok, get off!
Jude: I WILL FUCKING END YOU!
Mark Wanniger: We're already dead!
Peter Carlo: Whoa whoa Jude Jude, just calm down, calm down.
Jude: [throws his hands up and walks towards Peter] WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?
Peter Carlo: Because we...
Jude: THEY'RE GONNA USE IT AS EVIDENCE AGAINST US!
Peter Carlo: We can use the tape, maybe we can...
Jude: TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF!
[knocks the camera down from Peter]