No Regrets

Quite lousy, even by the low standards of Bree Mills' "Pure Taboo" series, this pair of sex vignettes is on the level of all-sex internet porn, with almost no attempt at setting up credible stories from which XXX action can emerge. There is obviously no attempt to make a good movie.

David Lord delivers the embarrassingly bad title vignette, set in a cafe where employees behind the counter Lily Larimar and Alex Jett have sex in public (with familiar crew member Shawn Alff as the only customer, oblivious to the XXX action going on). Dialogue (courtesy of hack writer Midnight) is insipid, acting quite poor, and merely a couple of attractive young sex workers doing their thing.

Other segment is quite disappointing, given that talented Kay Brandt directed (or at least showed up for work). Kyler Quinn talks to herself out loud (so we'll be in on her non-story) as a virgin who is gullible beyond belief. She checks out on the internet and meets up with a creep played by Seth Gamble in an awful non-performance (he seems about to look at his watch wondering when the sex he's being paid to perform will commence).

So she gets f*cked thoroughly on a set pretending to be a dungeon without any set decoration, and the lousy ending completes the boredom.