Any Friend of My Daughter's...

This pair of Pure Taboo vignettes abandons the usual incest = taboo format in favor of just having old farts abusing young beauties for cheap thrills, appealing to a low-end porn audience. Yuck!

Supporting program is titled "Punishing the Sitter", even the title an endorsement of abuse. Alina Lopez is the beautiful heroine, though getting a tad too old to play porn's inevitably 18-year old (=barely legal) girl. She's trapped by employer Dick Chibbles, not allowed to leave the house or use a phone. He's hired her as a sex surrogate to give birth to a baby girl -he and his wife have 3 boys. Supposedly she's the nanny to the boys. Her character is introduced clutching a plush toy animal, porn's instant indicator of "underage" signal to dirty-minded viewers.

So Chibbles, overacting as pure evil and awful to watch in a porn scene, must keep humping the girl until she yields the desired bambino. But he blames her for not producing and violence seems inevitable. Their XXX scene has Alina predictably dropping her chatracter to enthusiastically (and orgasmically) get into the forced sex, and story is interrupted for a wee bit of suspense as tough cop Aiden Ashley shows up at their door, sent by a worried neighbor of Alina's. Hurried ending to the scene (after a creampie of course) is supposed to be surprising but is quite predictable.

Title segment introduces Euro Porn to producer Bree Mills' bag of tricks. Unfortunately, as a trial run it's a disaster. Hungarian director Abraham Zsolt (or Zsolt Abraham, as IMDb has yet to figure out how to list him, extra accents included) might be advised to stick to gonzo, as his thick-accented cast's unfamiliarity with English is glaringly obvious. Veteran Dorcel actor Renato plays (and overplays in Snidely Whiplash fashion) a dad who essentially rapes his daughter's friend when she visits for a sleepover.

As his victim, Mona Blue is pretty but a lifeless performer. Lousy scene utilizes quite poorly the overused porn cliche from the cuckold genre of having another actor fast asleep in bed next to the humping couple throughout a lengthy sex scene. In this case it's his daughter Ophelia Dust (this actress needs a new agent) who fails to wake up no matter how noisy the "lovers" get. Mona gives in to vile Renato almost instantly and then enjoys his big cock, yet another detestable porn cliche.