Busty Cougars Next Door

A journeyman still photographer named "Sir Ron" makes the big jump to the director's chair in this awful, amateurish Adam & Eve release, emblematic of the once mighty label's mighty steep decline in quality.

I was literally shocked at the bad editing errors, nonsensically brief "set-up" scenes prior to XXX content and utterly repetitive sex action. True to the title, each of the four vignettes includes some breast-sex and each one ends with a money shot on the breasts.

Untrue to the title is the fact that these generic sex scenes have no "sex with a neighbor" aspect, just mature ladies who are horny. As far as being cougars, Rachael Cavalli, who seduces Tyler Nixon in the opening scene, it turns out she is exactly three years older than Tyler in real life.

Low point, insulting on several fronts, occurs in a dumb scene where Kit Mercer asks Alex Jett to photograph her masturbating to amp up her web content, a topic near and dear to the hearts of today's pornographers (someday soon ALL motion picture porn will be derived from webcams). She is holding up a truly huge dildo, looks to be almost 2 feet long and Sir Ron cuts to her purportedly riding on it for Jett to shoot, obviously switching to a normal sized toy to "fool" the audience. Yeah, right.

The DVD box lists Luc Wylder as director instead of Sir Ron -hopefully that old pro who's been with the label for 30 years isn't the true culprit (although Luc does get plenty of blame with screen credits for editing and 2nd camera).