Sometimes I watch this kind of 5th grade foulness just to imagine the "writers" in a circle jerk in their mom's basement. I get it. You're too lazy to come up with a coherent plot and, besides, you met some strippers you can throw $100 at while deceiving them that this movie is going to shock the world.
It's not. Right from the get-go you're like "who cares?" The most you watch, the less you care? No one is good in this. It's the equivalent of musical staring a guy who just had a stroke.
There are craters of dead space throughout this pus on film.
Cannibal Guy: is she as good as the last one?
(Pause for a full five seconds)
Unknown Voice: Yeah.
(Pause for a full five seconds)
Cannibal Man: You ever had Kentucky Fried P*ussy? It's tasty!
It doesn't get any better. When you're shooting a reporter doing a remote for live news (and maybe you don't know this) you need a mic that *DOESN'T PICK UP WIND NOISES*.
Also, another quick tip: Lights and lighting equipment can be used so you can actually see what's on screen.
Finally, if the father figure is an obvious rapey psychopath then she won't have friends over to the house. For example: If the father says to his daughter's friend something like "I watch ya grow up. Ya filled out real good. If ya ever wanna know a REAL man, jus' gimme a call" then that friend will get the hell out of Dodge really quickly. There may be some ways to find a way to make it work, but that would take far more skill than you could ever hope to have.
I'm giving this a 2 just so it remains buried and hopefully never sees the light of day.
BONUS: Can you find the sock puppet review?
