The Bench

I've seen a lot of bad horror movies , some of which I enjoy, but this Scottish attempt is just plain bad. All the usual cliches are to be found here but the swearing combined with strong Scottish accents made for a difficult watch.

I've never seen a movie with such a cast who spent the whole 106 minutes in aggressive shouting and swearing at each other. A blessed relief to see them being knocked off one by one.

I know that we've seen many similar American versions of this well-worn scenario but one hopes that maybe one original idea would be included to break the monotony of a slasher in the woods gore-fest.