Baited Bride

Segments drawn from Girlsway's "Holy Matri-Moly" sub-series are presented here, mixing humor with mere silliness, for less discriminating fans of lesbian porn. What should be comic relief drowns out the romantic Adult content fans yearn for.

April O'Neil, somewhat by default, is the star, given contrasting (literally) roles in two different vignettes. First she's an anxious lesbian bride-to-be, looking regal in her wedding gown. She becomes victim to a prank, prey to that old superstition about avoiding seeing one's bride in her wedding dress BEFORE the ceremony.

Her future spouse Whitney Wright is supposed to visit and April will close her eyes while Whitney sexually services her under the dress. Tall and frisky Bella Rolland as Maid of Honor gets wind of this and substitutes herself for WW, getting to hump April before being discovered, and even less credibly treated to an all-out lesbian threesome once WW catches them in the act. Very, very silly.

No less silly is April's second role, in a scene shot and released earlier. The brunette star is here a redhead wearing her trademark glasses, playing Maid of Honor this time. She has sex with lovely bride to be Mary Moody, who is unfaithful to her future spouse Casey Calvert, who happens to be April's sister. I guess it's all okay since Casey directed this segment.

Third vignette is based on a hoary but currently popular porn cliche, used often enough to have a name of its own, but which I associate mentally with getting stuck in a washing machine or window (maybe "Getting Stuck" is the idiotic genre?). Here it's getting stuck reaching under a couch.

Lacy Lennon is the victim here, dropping her wedding ring under the couch after Maid of Honor Olive Glass delivers it to her. She gets stuck reaching for it, and with her bare butt sticking out Olive can't resist humping Lacy. It's a very dumb scene, made nearly unwatchable by Lennon's popular but quite annoying habit of way overdoing the fake and noisy exaggerated passion during a sex scene.