Slaving away for years shooting "Brazzers" vignettes has taken a toll on British pornographer Dick Bush, who made this lame space adventure for his other main backer, Digital Playground (actually sister label to Brazzers, owned by the same foreign conglomerate) in tandem with Danny D, who produced and co-stars The dumb saga of a junk (not in the Far East as a fishing boat but rather a crummy spaceship/garbage truck) is a real junker, just gonzo sex with porn stars imitating "Star Wars" types far, far away from the Corellian Run.
"Brazzers" regular Xander Corvus is the junkman, on the run from meanie Marcus London who he owes lots of money, and carrying a stolen computer file worth plenty. He's teamed with redhead Ella Hughes, a talented actress who even got a bit part (mainstream crossover) on "Game of Thrones" once upon a time.
Their adventures are singularly sexual, with other femmes including Tru Kait as a tough space jockey, cute GeishaKyd as the hologram representing the computer of the vehicle they call the Truck and French superstar Cleo Gaultier. Brit talent Jasmine Jay and Ava Austen show up bringing age and big tits to the penultimate episode.
For us fans of porn with a story it's fairly insulting, but the target gonzo audience can easily ignore the pointless 5 minutes of story per episode and get down to the XXX down and dirty action. In a parallel world, Bush might have worked his way up to a Ridley Scott body of work (or at least that of Scott's colleague from their TV commercials start in the '70s, Adrian Lyne -who has specialized in mainstream eroticism) but on planet Earth, Mr. Bush remains a case of arrested (i.e., stuck in porn) development.
