Treating Ourselves ...Again!

Escapist nonsense makes up this sorry Transfixed DVD.

Title scene has Bree Mills returning to a formula transsexual-lesbians-threesome with okay, but nothing special, results.

Jean Hollywood and Shiri Allwood are the two pretty chicks with dicks vacationing, but it's unseasonably cold outside, making sunbathing and a dip in the pool unappetizing. Shiri books them a couples massage, but the duo balk when a butch masseuse (producer-director Bree Mills in a comical performance) is ready to rub 'em down -they were expecting a beauty like the last time.

So the couple instead set their sights on curvy cis-female Kenzie Anne, and pretend to be resort masseuses, offering her a freebie massage. Kenzie is fine with that and soon in cliched Oiler mode they seduce her for a 3-way delivering both vaginal and anal sex for the fans.

It's a pleasant, pretty to watch throwaway, pure fluff for TS sex aficionados. And the obvious advice for aspiring comedienne Bree Mills: don't quit your day job.

Bree Mills' approach to fantasy leaves a lot to be desired, as shown in this utterly silly transsexual bit of whimsy, titled "Fairy Mischief".

Set-up is poorly performed pantomime, as buxom fairy Bunny Colby, replete with fake insect wings on her back in a costume far less creative than a Ricky's rental, fools around in a lovely garden. She has a perfume atomizer to spray at objects, with weak SPFX and dumb results. Bored, she snaps her fingers, causing a second fairy to appear, TS star Lena Moon, who was more attractive when she originally appeared in porn as Lena Kelly.

They make faces and use their atomizers pointlessly until entering a cottage, for slow motion footage on a bed. Dialogue is in idiotic Valley Girl mode, and sex quickly takes over as the duo go through lots of positions, giggling childishly all the while. Lena wears falsies on her fake breasts for no apparent reasons, as fellow fairy Bunny reveals all instead.

Lena has much experience as an "active" transsexual top, but there's no cum shot here, perhaps a sop to the concept of naughty but nice. Cornball "caught in the act" ending is poorly executed.