In Gramps' Shoes

Writer/Actor/Director Donald James Parker once again convinces his fellow church members to praise him on film for his health, gumption, generosity, religious zealotry, and...youth. I don't know what he pays these people to pretend he's tolerable, but it can't be enough.

The tiny gaps between these conceited segments are sprinkled with his unhinged ramblings on smoking cigarettes, Harry Potter, and general altruism.

The mastermind behind this work, who once wrote and paid an actor to say the line, "some would say he's handsome," clearly believes himself a misunderstood ubermensch. If only people would give up their prideful, sinful lifestyles and live more like a spry, hard-working, incisive, wise, ruggedly-handsome, martyr such as Donald James Parker, their problems would all wash away and their lives would be simple and righteous.