Prosper

Another case of shills jacking up the reviews for a film so bad I at first thought it was a prolonged SNL skit. Unfortunately, it's a real movie. Some deluded person or persons ponied up a couple of thousand dollars to back this stinker, and got a tax write-off in return. Where do I even begin? The acting swings back and forth from community theater level to so bad it actually made my eyes bleed. Production values are unforgivably amateur, even for a shoestring budget. And the plot? Let's just say I hope every woman executed as a witch in Salem rises from her grave and haunts the writers & director for dragging them into this convoluted mess. Look, I don't mind films that try hard and still come up short. The movie business ain't easy, and getting a good story, good actors, a good script, AND sufficient financial backing is a rarity, so kudos to the ones that at least try. What I *do* mind is fake reviews from the production crew. This turkey is currently hovering above an 8 here on 'ol IMDb. An *8*. A clearer case of fraudulent reviews I've never seen. Footage of my 12 year old niece's violin recital was more engrossing, and filmed better, too. If I were you, I'd just keep scrolling through Amazon Prime for something better - it won't be that difficult to find. I hear there's a great documentary on underwater basket weaving that's a real hit...