Kevin Neece

When he was 15 years old, his first screenplay was a sketch comedy film called Last of the Dreamers, which featured Bruce Campbell playing an alternate universe version of himself, who gets kidnapped by an obsessed fan and a failing theater troupe led by Ed Wood, so they could illegally put on a theatrical production of The Evil Dead Musical. Knowing the script was awful, Kevin repeatedly trolled actor Bruce Campbell with the script online until Bruce burned his script for a magazine photoshoot to get him to stop. Several years later, the Evil Dead was turned into a theatrical stage musical, and Bruce released a film called My Name is Bruce, which featured him playing an alternate universe version of himself that gets kidnapped by an obsessed fan. Outside of that one coincidence, the two stories have nothing in common, but the coincidence was enough to send Kevin into a nervous meltdown. Quite Ironically, Kevin would later become the webmaster for Director Josh Becker (who directed Bruce in Running Time and Lunatics a Love Story), and he would spend the next ten years of his life putting up with internet trolls who would write into the website. A large portion of Kevin's nostalgic old movie education comes from Josh Becker, who encouraged him to pursue a project where he watched through half of the movies released from 1965 to 1973 in chronological order.

Kevin's thoughts on Bad Goddess Misrepresentations of Our Gods Through the Media: I tried to take a step back in each episode and mock both Christianity and Paganism from an Atheist standpoint so I can present both sides in equal balance. If you're a Heathen that's just started reading the Bad Goddess series, you may mistakenly believe after reading that story that I'm a Christian, because the Christians tried to use that same argument against the Harry Potter series. It's not true. My reasons for writing that have nothing to do with Christianity. Those scummy little hypocrites can suck my d--k for all I care. My wife's relatives dabble in witchcraft, and we've all seen it backfire on them over the years. I believe Angela's Aunt used witchcraft to win the lottery, and as a consequence, her daughter's boyfriend strangled her daughter to death and then commit suicide with a shotgun. Angela's grandmother frequently wishes bad luck on people using photographs, and as a consequence, her sons frequently end up in auto accidents and jail due to bad luck. I think eventually, one of her aunts ended up being paralyzed in one of those auto collisions. When I was researching witchcraft, I flippantly used a wishing spell I found in a Galdrabok one night. I jokingly asked for it to fix my laptop that had been busted and wouldn't start for months, and maybe some money for chinese food. The next morning, when I woke up, my mother walks through the door and offers me some lunch money, suggesting chinese, and then the broken laptop started up again with no effort, as if from serendipity. I went into complete shock. About fifteen minutes later, we received a phone call that my grandmother had just fallen down in assisted living and had broken her neck. I explained what happened to them, but nobody believes me. Look man, I know this sounds f--king ridiculous, it shouldn't have to be said, it should be common sense to anyone, but I've seen anime fans on the internet who are just stupid enough and in love with this series, that they subconsciously want to believe that the real Goddesses from Norse Mythology visited Fujishima and that the ones you see in the TV series are visually based on them. They want to believe that Fujishima's version of Belldandy is real. But she's not. Not that version of her that you're in love with. If you honest to God have an interest in the occult as a religion, and want to learn about it the right way, then be my guest, some of my friends are into the occult, but it's to my understanding that these spirits don't appreciate being summoned for no reason. Let me put this into terms that even the dumbest of Anime fans can understand: Remember that episode about Belldandy's Jealousy Storms where the Witch Girl accidentally summons Garm the Hound, and then the spirit gets pissed off because she tells him she called him by mistake? Urd calls her an idiot for a reason, as if it should have been common knowledge to her not to do that. If you're flippantly attempting to contact these spirits through a Ouija Board because you watched Skuld playing around with Banpei in a cartoon show, you might just insult them. That Goddess you're contacting is not the kid you see in the TV show. She's referred to as the Goddess of Fate that domains the future because she decides how you're going to meet your end. If she's not the Grim Reaper, then she's the next best thing to it. Do you really want to piss her off? When I wrote the pilot movie to this series, I nearly choked to death three times. That plot is about Keiichi comically dying from a sex injury he suffered from his first night of sex with Belldandy. About a month or so after writing it, I suffered the first sex injury I've ever had in my life. I've survived fifteen years of marriage, and I'm pretty sure I was getting laid for about 2/3rds of it, and I've never had that happen to me before. I exerted myself so hard in bed doing all the work that I felt every my muscle in my brain cramp up at the same time and I was in agony for about thirty minutes wondering if I had popped a blood vessel and was about to die. Don't do it. It's a great anime series, and I love it to death, but it's not real. Not in the way that you morons want to believe.