Submission

Genuinely one of the worst films I have ever seen. The acting was so bad, I blacked out from sheer rage and awoke several minutes later to find I had strangled my dog. The abysmal acting was second only to the complete absence of a coherent or relevant plot. I was unable to get more then 25 minutes into this film I am a worse human being for having watched 25 minutes of the utmost highest order of cinematic effluence ever to darken the screen of my TV. I feel I have been fair and balanced in my review.