There's many a potential Master's Thesis lurking in the Bluebird Films catalog, once the standards of Higher Education are lowered far enough to accommodate analysis of Adult Entertainment. "Bikini Warriors" is yet another example of the late British porn outfit's crazy quest for absurdity.
Bosomy gals clad in bikinis destroying cars or other objects is the subject matter of this dubious video. It ranks high in silliness but lacks the panache of the label's forays into Shakespeare or a XXX tribute to the fight for Welsh independence.
So we watch girls smash up an auto, destroy an Italian fruit stand and invade a guy's house to wreak havoc in his living room. In each a couple of the girls hump a guy afterward, while the extraneous girls are on hand just to look pretty in the usual featherbedding employment practice at Bluebird.
To call this mindless entertainment is rather obvious, but no more mindless perhaps than the current fascination with internet nonsense like cute cats, babies or dogs, or angry birds. Many of the girls are familiar beauties, all of whom are better shown elsewhere. On-screen credits are only partial (compared to fuller credits on the DVD box), so that prime player even referred to by name verbally, Mallory Rae Murphey, is not listed at all.
