Bankers

In a review for a different film, I declared my opinion that Martin Scorsese/Leo's "The Wolf of Wall Street" was the worst film of 2014 - taking into account its many indulgences including 3-hour length and extraneous "cute scenes". Britain's talented pornographer Dick Bush reacted differently: he was inspired to direct this XXX answer video, not up to his usual standard.

Weird casting has Lou Lou in the lead role: she is usually either typed as eye candy or relatively demure in her otherwise uninhibited Adult sex assignments, but now we have her in the central position, dominating the film with her tough talk and loose ways as the head of the banking firm. The stereotype Leo created in "Wolf" and currently expanded in Showtime's TV series "Billions" by star Damian Lewis doesn't fit Lou Lou, despite her energetic performance.

Five vignettes, directed as stand-alone segments, suitable for individual streaming (as this was produced by Britain's "Adult Channel"), have sexy Brit Porn babes cavorting for the viewer's pleasure, against rather flimsy and pointless backdrops of cast members either screaming into their phones at customers (these bankers are basically stock traders, never involved in any traditional banking at all, clearly the sole point of Bush's script) or orgying it up at a night club amidst eye-candy strippers. I immediately picked out a favorite of mine Brooklyn Blue among the strippers, but she never gets anything to do in this role as an extra.

Bush is either pretentious or merely lazy (take your pick) with segments titled "Incentives", "Money", "Power", "Stimulus" and "Trust". It's all an excuse to depict debauchery and drug-induced overdoing it, the nonsense that Scorsese laid on with a trowel in probably the most expensive soft-core porn film in Hollywood history.

One plus is that Lou Lou's new tits, she having pointlessly enlarged them a year or two ago, look fine this time, after their misshapen unveiling in the awful Daisy Rock opus "Captured". Also competing for breast in show honors are the delightful Stella Cox and Rebecca More -all "A" talent.