Frozen Sasquatch

Yes, Dear God No, the title of yet another horrid "Sasquatch"movie that does perfectly describe my feelings for this. While this "movie" is nothing more than a nice huge steaming pile of Triceratops Poo, I would highly recommend this to aspiring filmmakers as a how not to make a movie.

Let me start with the thing I hate the most. Don't lie to your audience! The "poster art" is nothing but one HUGE lie. Nothing on there, is in this!! Not even a Frozen Sasquatch!!!!

If you can't shoot your film in a snowy location, DON'T SHOOT A MOVIE SET IN A SNOWY LOCATION!! Here are some titles that would have been better...... National Park Sasquatch......Orchard Sasquatch......Down and Out on Green Hills Sasquatch.

Did anyone do ANY research on the Himalayas? I've been there during their spring, and I promise you that you would not find rolling green hills where you would need to find a Yeti. Did you at least watch Expedition Unknown, Josh Gates has done several shows there, I'm just saying.

Props go out to Natalie, we didn't get the Himalayan Mountains, but we did get hers. All joking aside, she was the only bright spot in this. The two male co-stars where more robotic than R5-D4.

Speaking of Star Wars, they should have opted for one of those $300 Chewbacca costumes.

I am an Amazon Prime member, so this is how I was able to view this. I've watched a lot of bad movie with Prime, a lot of bad Sasquatch movies. I hate to admit it, but Sexquatch was more entertaining than this.