Spider Mites of Jesus: The Dirtwoman Documentary

When he was an infant, he suffered from the 'Spider Mites of Jesus' (his mother couldn't pronounce spinal meningitis). This caused mental challenges that resulted in his lifelong illiteracy.

Yet somehow he ran for mayor. Was he pressed to do so by people who used him? Sad.

At 13, he began selling his body on the streets as a drag prostitute. When he was arrested, he took a dump in the back of the police car, leading the cops to give him the moniker: Dirtwoman.

Are we supposed to applaud this behavior? It's depressing. The guy should have gotten mental health treatment.

He's also gotten arrested at a governor's inauguration, posed for his own pin-up calendar (weighing in at 350 pounds), offered crabs from his crotch for a GWAR video and hosted the annual Hamaganza fundraiser that provided 'Hams for the Hamless.'

None of this is funny. It's sad and it seems that some group wants to hold him up as some kind of icon when all of these ctions are just sad and depressing.

The doc is cheaply made which adds to the depression.