Pups Is Pups

Jackie: [Farina shows Jack an ad he found for "Ten colored boys between the ages of 7 and 10 to act as pages" at a Dog and Pet show in town] Gee, how much will that pay?

Farina: Ohhhhhh, around two hundred bucks.

Jackie: Gee, if I had that much money, I'd buy me an airplane, then get married in Mexico and fly all around the South Pole.

Mary Ann: I'd take my Mama to Europe. She always did want to see Chicago.

Twins: [Twin on the left] I'd buy a watermelon.

Twins: [Twin on the right] I'd buy a pork chop.

Our Gang member: We'd buy whole lot chop suey.

Chubby: Yeah, and I'd buy my Dad a million cigars. And a hundred pounds of candy, too.

Buddy: [speaking from offscreen] Yeah, I sus-pose you'd eat all the candy, wouldn't ya!

Chubby: [bashful] Well, of course, a little bit.