Bad Little Angel

Patsy: Tommy, why do you have to always be so grumpy? Why can't we be friends?

Tommy Wilks: I don't want any friends

Patsy: Tommy Wilks, if the recording angel puts that lie in his book, you won't go to Heaven

Tommy Wilks: Yeah, well, if there is a Heaven, I'd probably get kicked out of there, too

Patsy: Why, you would not. Don't you know that Heaven is a place where you're wanted? Where you can stay forever?

Tommy Wilks: Who'd wanna stay there forever?

Patsy: I hope the Lord isn't listening to you because He'd probably be hopping mad. Only He knows people never say what they mean when they're in trouble. I'll bet even the Lord had said things He didn't mean when He was worried about something

Tommy Wilks: Yeah, well, nobody needs worry about me. I can take care of myself

Patsy: You'd better look out. The Bible says pride goes before a fall

Tommy Wilks: What do I care?

[trips and falls]

Patsy: [to God] Well, I'm glad he wasn't hurt, but did you have to trip him?