Entre Dios, el diablo y un arma

Ha! I'm so dumb I didn't get the Treasure Island thing!

Richard Harrison (with moustache on loan to Burt Reynolds) is an ex-priest or possible still priest who ends up with a treasure map to some gold somewhere that was previously owned by some arsey old guy but is now sought after by bandits and a guy with an iron hand whom the film spends a massive amount of time pondering the question of whether or not the guy is evil or not. That sentence made complete sense I'm sure.

This guy is called Quisido or something and he says he's protecting Harrison and this young kid but then he's making deals with the bandits and Enzo Castellari's brother (who here seems to have dyed his hair and lathered on loads of fake tan, if that was him)...

Plot aside (it's the usual stuff), I can tell even through the crappy copy I've got that this is probably a really good looking film. Made by Enzo's dad but nowhere near as entertaining as Zombie Holocaust. Also, I have made fun in the past of Richard Harrison's inability to act (he can sure glare though), I still enjoy seeing him in a film and he's good as an action star, especially here where's he's sworn's he's never's to fire's a gun's.

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